Archive for December, 2009
Posted by turdslinger on 30th December 2009
The CBC image of the prorogation notice was 7:08pm.
The article at canada.com is from 8:06pm.
This blog post from the Prime Minister’s Office is from 4:23pm (according to the timestamp on my Google Reader):
Prime Minister Stephen Harper today announced that the second and final phase of Canada’s Economic Action plan will be launched following the Olympic Games with a new Throne Speech on March 3 and a federal Budget on March 4.
“Our priority in the new session of Parliament will continue to be rapid and effective implementation of Canada’s Economic Action Plan to benefit communities, workers and businesses,” the Prime Minister said. “At the same time, we are already looking ahead to future challenges. These include restoring a balanced budget once our economy is fully recovered and building a strong foundation for our economic future.”
Almost a year ago – in the face of the deepest worldwide recession since the Second World War – the Government of Canada responded to extraordinary times with extraordinary action. It introduced Canada’s Economic Action Plan, which included one of the most comprehensive stimulus packages in the industrialized world.
“While we see tentative, early signs that the economy is emerging from recession, the recovery is still fragile,” Prime Minister Harper said. “Now is no time to change course. In fact, we must press on with the second year of Canada’s Economic Action Plan.
“Our plan remains helping those who need it now, stimulating new job growth, protecting existing jobs and ensuring that our economy emerges from the recession in a stronger position than it entered it.”
The irony of the first two paragraphs is overwhelming.
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Posted by turdslinger on 30th December 2009
Well it’s apparently official. Parliament’s been prorogued until March 3, 2010. Two months (and a bit) without governing.
Throughout the day there was no shortage of good reactions to the possibility of prorogation and a few of the potential effects.
Given the notably scarce conservative reaction, it struck me that this whole prorogation thing was just an idea being floated, to see the response, to see how it would play politically. Would it hurt among supporters would be the main question, since the non-supporters aren’t likely to be brought over anyhow. It seems the answer to that would be negative, given the assbackwards conclusion-first reasoning of some of the popular party dullards.
And here we are.
Does this happen elsewhere? Is this a surprisingly common thing in parliamentary democracies? I’m asking seriously, because I don’t know. But what I do know is that wherever it happens, it’s completely fucking ridiculous and seems the kind of thing we should be taking to the Ottawa streets over, though of course those of us who feel that way are also (as I’m sure the Conservatives figured) the people who have a general sense that being governed by nobody at all might be better than being governed by Harper.
Well, mark your calendars, enjoy the Olympics, and remember on March 3rd that Harper has to stop ignoring parliament, stop making us look ridiculous on climate change, and create 265,000 jobs. And that he’s just had a two month vacation and is a douchebag.
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Posted by turdslinger on 29th December 2009
This whole underwearman thing is driving me nuts, the reaction to it.
Dibgy quotes Chris Matthews:
You know what when we get on an airplane, we give up all kinds of checks we don’t do by just walking down the street. I think we give up a certain amount of rights just getting on an airplane and I think you’ve got to recognize that your safety is tied up with everyone else on that plane’s safety and anybody else that gets hit on that plane. You don’t own the right to be on that plane because you’re getting on an airplane so you do have to yield some civil rights…
You know, people can do horrible shit in places other than planes.
You know, on a Greyhound bus, someone decapitated someone else and started eating his brain. Maybe before getting on a bus you should have to give up all kinds of rights.
A 737 will have about 150 people on it. In terms of the human toll (the economic toll/disruption would be different), bombing three coach buses (at 50 people apiece) would be about equivalent to bombing one plane. Yet it’s definitely more than three times as easy. Yet it doesn’t happen very often. Because people, generally, aren’t completely fucking insane. People are generally stupid, assholes, and schmucks, but it’s a big step to go from yelling at your kids and their baseball coaches to blowing up tens or hundreds of people.
What about buildings? Maybe before entering a building you should have to give up all kinds of rights. You could blow up a building really easily. In an average apartment building, you could run from top to bottom through the stairwells, dropping a bomb on each floor, without anyone saying anything. Yet it never happens. Because people, generally, aren’t completely fucking insane.
The list goes on.
It’s important to have security. And with good security, sometimes shit will still get blown up. And every time someone dies in such an incident it will be tragic. But it’s important not to lose our shit about it, especially when instead of blowing something up someone just sets his junk on fire.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
Of 200 nominations from the Obama white house, 75 were being held up.
A few have gotten through.
One of those finally approved was Miriam Sapiro, who had become the Obama administration’s prime example of stalled nominations since being chosen in April to be a deputy United States trade representative. Senator Jim Bunning, Republican of Kentucky, put a hold on the confirmation of Ms. Sapiro, an Internet policy consultant, to try to pressure the trade representative’s office to file a complaint with the World Trade Organization against Canada over a law that bans cigarettes with candy flavors.
Makes sense to me. Canadian policy seems so obviously backwards on this. How are you supposed to market cigarettes to children without fun mascots and familiar flavours?
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
An Atlantic article from 2008.
It’s a quick and interesting read.
“Security theater” is the term used to describe airport security, and I like the ring that has.
Good anecdote:
During one secondary inspection, at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago, I was wearing under my shirt a spectacular, only-in-America device called a “Beerbelly,” a neoprene sling that holds a polyurethane bladder and drinking tube. The Beerbelly, designed originally to sneak alcohol—up to 80 ounces—into football games, can quite obviously be used to sneak up to 80 ounces of liquid through airport security. (The company that manufactures the Beerbelly also makes something called a “Winerack,” a bra that holds up to 25 ounces of booze and is recommended, according to the company’s Web site, for PTA meetings.) My Beerbelly, which fit comfortably over my beer belly, contained two cans’ worth of Bud Light at the time of the inspection. It went undetected. The eight-ounce bottle of water in my carry-on bag, however, was seized by the federal government.
I’ll say it once more: The security of the public rests mainly on the general decency of people.
The security theater isn’t just ineffective, it’s also a waste of resources.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
I don’t recall anything special about flying out of Schipol a couple weeks ago.
I do recall that flying there (Amsterdam) from Prague was a new experience for me, in that at no point did I go through any real security with my checked or carry-on baggage, and on the way out we just walked right out into the street without having to talk to anybody.
And nobody even set themselves on fire.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
First I just have to learn the language and to like the cold.
But the workweek is better.

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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
Is it possible?
Didier Sornette thinks so, and is setting out to prove it. Not to prove necessarily that he can do it any given time, but that it’s possible. “The first hypothesis is that financial (and other) bubbles can be diagnosed in real-time before they end. And the second is that the termination of financial (and other) bubbles can be bracketed using probabilistic forecasts, with a reliability better than chance.”
Three forecasts have been made and sealed, to be unveiled May 1, 2010. I’m not sure how many instances you need to prove better/equal to/worse than chance, but it will at least be interesting to see what comes out of that box.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
So it looks like an invasion of Yemen will be called for by our peaceful neighbours to the south.
Given that Republicans/conservatives are the only party that seems to understand how to either keep a story in the news (by continuing to talk about it and make increasingly outrageous claims) or let it die (by just ignoring it), and given that Democrats/liberals have a gut reaction to anything to do with the military of “We’re not pussies, and we don’t want you to think that, so we’ll blow some shit up,” this idea is likely to get some traction.
And yes, there is and has been some crap taking place in Yemen.
The thing is, aside from whether or not an invasion makes sense or not, where are the troops supposed to come from?
Nobody’s going to be happy about a draft based on a single dude lighting his junk on fire.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
Apparently in 1975 the CIA had a device that could shoot an undetectable dissolving dart into someone, which would then trigger a heart attack.
As a gadget guy, it makes me wonder what kind of crazy stuff they have now.
As a political guy, it makes me wonder whether the somewhat decreased emphasis on assassination activities has decreased the rate at which such technologies have been developed.
As a paranoid guy, it makes me wonder how many various heart attacks or illnesses have been caused by this device or ones like it.
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Posted by turdslinger on 28th December 2009
Another Nigerian man (on the same flight at a different time) was suspected of nefarious activity, though it turns out he was just feeling unwell and wasn’t too happy with being forced to leave the bathroom. Presumably he didn’t want to diarrhea all over his seat.
As assumed, limiting people’s basic freedoms has to cause more problems than it solves.
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Posted by turdslinger on 27th December 2009
Somebody tried to blow up a plane with a device sewn into his underwear. (Is he being called “The Underwear Bomber” yet? Because I like the ambiguous meaning there.)
The response from the TSA and DHS is this:
Passengers flying from international locations to U.S. destinations may notice additional security measures in place. These measures are designed to be unpredictable, so passengers should not expect to see the same thing everywhere. Due to the busy holiday travel season, both domestic and international travelers should allot extra time for check-in.
Apparently these measures will apply “indefinitely to all U.S.-bound flights,” and include being limited to just one carry-on bag which will be searched by hand (not sure if that still means carry-on plus purse), extra questioning, a physical pat-down at the departure gate, and “during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.”
Somebody’s itchy trigger finger just fired the wrong reaction. It seems none of these measures would have prevented the underwear bomber.
I joked a couple days ago re the pope being attacked that people had better stop wearing red sweatshirts. I guess they couldn’t add underwear to the list, so instead everybody just has to piss themselves on flights from Toronto to New York. That should make for some calm passengers.
Well, goodbye tourism.
I said it once and I’ll say it again (slightly modified): The security of the public rests mainly on the general decency of people.
In the history of airplane terrorism (which is not a new phenomenon) would “no taking a shit in the last hour” have saved a single life?
Posted in Bad Ideas, Bad Policy, PR, morons, security, terrorism | 2 Comments »
Posted by turdslinger on 27th December 2009
Felix Salmon considers a post by Alice Schroeder.
Felix says
Schroeder explains that being universally liked is a major source of Buffett’s wealth: it makes it a lot easier for him to acquire any given business. Absent Buffett, it’s going be much harder for Berkshire to acquire the privately-held companies that it specializes in buying. And more generally, it’s going to be a practical impossibility for Berkshire to be run by someone as teflon-coated as Buffett. Could anybody else fire 3,000 Salvadorean textile workers and receive essentially no bad press at all?
The thing is, Buffett doesn’t fire people. The reason he’s so well-liked is he buys companies, but he doesn’t run them. I highly doubt the order came down from him to fire anybody. Buffett isn’t universally liked just because, as Schroeder says, “Buffett has gone to a lot of trouble to be universally liked.” He’s liked because when he takes over a company he lets that company keep running. He doesn’t say “fire 3000 people.” He says “run things the way you’ve been running things.” And sometimes running a business means letting people go.
I’d agree that to a greater than usual degree the success of a giant conglomerate rests on a single person, and there may be problems with their seemingly basic corporate model once Buffett and Munger are gone. But Buffett’s been saying for years that their size alone would make it very difficult to provide significant returns. It’s that kind of honesty that makes him so liked.
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Posted by turdslinger on 26th December 2009
Marc Emery documents the accomplishments of the Harper government. Surely he has some reason to be biased, but at a glance it looks pretty thorough.
I haven’t read the whole thing yet. I have a hard time concentrating beyond 500 words.
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Posted by turdslinger on 26th December 2009
I didn’t know we were still going through the “Seasons Greetings” vs “Merry Christmas” debate in Canada.
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Posted by turdslinger on 26th December 2009
So someone’s tried (and failed) to take down a plane.
Steven Benen notes that “…by all accounts, Abdulmutallab was not exactly a terrorist mastermind. Abdulmutallab, whose claimed ties to Al Qaeda have not been substantiated and may have been “aspirational”…”
I’m pretty sure that at least in some ways, that’s a much worse thing. If all the lone goofuses and losers think the cool thing to be doing to get the cool kids to like them (after they’re dead) is to blow shit up, well, that’s a problem. The US really has to think about pulling back from the main foreign policy initiative of “Piss off everybody.”
Again, to re-iterate, if people want to do terrible things, they’re going to get it done. The point is some combination of as much security as is feasible, and a serious attempt to alleviate the conditions that lead people to want to kill you. If every night I come home and throw eggs at my neighbour’s window, I could hire a couple people to keep lookout and show some muscle to keep him from getting back at me, or I could just stop throwing those eggs.
There’s always going to be nutbags, and they’re always going to do nutbag things. Unless there’s a big increase quickly in numbers, there’s no sense blaming any particular nutbag on any particular president.
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Posted by turdslinger on 26th December 2009
As I heard every day growing up (i.e. still): “It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.”
This is petty.
Uh oh … ongoing bad craziness here:
Family of US soldier captured in Afghanistan pleads for son’s release, urges him to be strong
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS (CP) – 20 hours ago
BOISE, Idaho — The family of an American soldier captured in eastern Afghanistan is pleading for the release their son and urging him to “stay strong.”
Lt. Col. Tim Marsano of the Idaho National Guard issued a statement Friday from the family of Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl, a U.S. airborne infantryman who was taken by the Afghan Taliban in Paktika province in June.
I wouldn’t worry. After all, since we Western troops are observing every aspect of the Geneva Conventions, why shouldn’t we think that the enemy won’t do the same? Oh, wait …
Gee, who might have tried to warn everyone about that recently? You know, there are times when it’s not that much fun being right about everything all the time.
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Posted by turdslinger on 25th December 2009
The security of public figures rests mainly on the general decency of people.
Re: someone briefly latched onto the Pope.
“She was the same woman involved in a similar incident at last year’s Midnight Mass, Vatican officials said. In that case, Maiolo jumped the barricade but never managed to reach the pope and was quietly tackled by security.”
“In both cases she wore a red sweat shirt.”
If you’re traveling, don’t be wearing a red sweatshirt.
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Posted by turdslinger on 25th December 2009
It’s obviously wrong to assume that giving lots of people a position of power and a weapon that’s supposed to be less harmful will not lead to some of those people abusing that power and weapon (especially in cities named Ozark for some reason).
The thing with tasers, it’s easy to find and read about and watch examples of bad use (even when it’s against a jackass).
And those episodes have implications (from Visioncritical via TheHook). Apparently confidence in the RCMP has dropped significantly in BC (where the RCMP is going to have a responsibility with the Olympics) since the tasering and death of Robert Dziekanski.
When a single weapon can discredit a major security force responsible for safeguarding the very people who no longer trust it due to the use of that weapon, that in itself is an important reason to consider the review of that weapon.
I can see how it’s a useful tool to have, but it’s a problem that it’s seen as something much more minor than taking out a gun.
(It doesn’t seem necessary to describe Robert Dziekanski and “Polish immigrant Robert Dziekanski.” Would we otherwise be confusing him with some other well-known Robert Dziekanski I don’t know of?)
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Posted by turdslinger on 24th December 2009
why don’t they ever realize that liberals know how to use google?
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